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Subject: Re: [OMPI users] Get your Open MPI schwag!
From: Damien Hocking (damien_at_[hidden])
Date: 2013-10-23 22:38:00


Heheheheh.

Chuck Norris has zero latency and infinite bandwidth.
Chuck Norris is a hardware implementation only. Software is for sissys.
Chuck Norris's version of MPI_IRecv just gives you the answer.
Chuck Norris has a 128-bit memory space.
Chuck Norris's Law says Chuck Norris gets twice as amazing every 18 months.
Chuck Norris is infinitely scalable.
MPI_COMM_WORLD is only a small part of Chuck Norris's mind.
Chuck Norris can power Exascale. Twice.

:-)

Damien

On 23/10/2013 4:26 PM, Shamis, Pavel wrote:
> +1 for Chuck Norris
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> Pavel (Pasha) Shamis
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> Computer Science Research Group
> Computer Science and Math Division
> Oak Ridge National Laboratory
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> On Oct 23, 2013, at 1:12 PM, Mike Dubman <miked_at_[hidden]<mailto:miked_at_[hidden]>> wrote:
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> maybe to add some nice/funny slogan on the front under the logo, and cool picture on the back.
> some of community members are still in early twenties (and counting) . .... :)
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> shall we open a contest for good slogan to put? and mid-size pict to put on the back side?
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> - living the parallel world
> - iOMPI
> - OpenMPI - breaking the barriers!
> ...
> for the mid-sized back-side picture, I suggest chuck norris, you can`t beat it.
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> On Wed, Oct 23, 2013 at 7:48 PM, John Hearns <hearnsj_at_[hidden]<mailto:hearnsj_at_[hidden]>> wrote:
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> OpenMPI aprons. Nice! Good to wear when cooking up those Chef recipes. (Did I really just say that...)
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